In the Environmental Protection Agency we trust
"Oh! You are more scary every year!"
"OK. Doctor, I understand that I am to quit work, research, travel and test environments that are free of chemicals, molds and pollens. Then, I am to build or remodel a home with no formaldehyde, natural gas or electromagnetic fields. In the meantime, I strengthen my immune system with sauna detoxification, supplements, chemically free clothing and change to a 4 day rotation, anti-candida, and pesticide free diet of tolerated foods. I just have one question . . . "
"What part of being disabled, don't you understand?"
A Small World
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