Sayings that crack me up:
  • O.K, so you're a Ph.D. Just don't touch anything!
  • Suppose there were no hypothetical situations.
  • 28% of U.S. military equipment is too expensive to risk in combat .
  • If the early bird gets the worm, what does the late bird get? More Sleep!
  • Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
  • In Utah, all the girls marry young, Brigham Young that is.
  • It's against the law to aid and abet a criminal unless you are a lawyer (sorry Betsy).
  • "Rebellions to tyrants IS obedience to God." L. Farrakon.
  • "He who works for money alone is surely cheated." H.D. Thoreau.
  • Wish in one hand, shit in the other and see which one fills up first.
  • War doesn't determine who is right, only who is left.
  • You couldn't hit water if you fell off a boat.
  • The problem with doing something right the first time is that no one appreciates how hard it is.
    Some of my thoughts:
  • Ants are walking neurons. They communicate with chemicals and smells. The whole of the ant colony is worth sacrificing yourself for. If people were more like ants, the world would be a better place.
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